Google Skeetron Liberty: Bare Ass Amendment

Bare Ass Amendment

"We the people" demand that newly and existing elected federal government officials shall kiss the "Bare Ass of America!".
That at each swearing in ceremony an American shall supply his or her ass as a symbol of government's sworn duty to America. 
Further that all lips of federal officials shall be wiped clean that they shall not soil or make unclean the "Bare Ass of America" and or the "Original Constitution" so represented.
That at all ceremonies a photograph of this symbolic "Ass Kissing Oath' shall be posted with Google that federal officials  be reminded from time to time should they further wish to commit treason against God's humanities of America and or the world.
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