Shepard of Bethleham Guides "Save America Send a Sheep to Washington" No Fencing Required!

William Brown, a ferry-boat operator from Bethlehem, West Virginia claims he has the answer to get the sheep into Washington. He says, "Old George gave me the idea. Cross the Delaware at night. In boats. Undercover of darkness. That's how our country started! We can do it again! Take them "Congress Bitch Boys" by surprise!  William claims, "Once Congress sees the sheep! Problem solved! Our Fearless Leaders will chase sheep up and down the streets of Washington! For days! Meanwhile! "We the people" moves right in! Take "Our Country" Back! Problem Solved! No fencing required"!

Dear William,

Please throw a dollar across the Delaware for us!  Might as well throw it in the river! Not worth much anymore! Our Fearless Leaders erased their thirty year spending spree at the expense of  "We the people"!  Your proposal has merit. I will submit it to headquarters. William Brown you are "We the people"!

Codename: Bethlehem 067.

Skeetron.

How Many "Congress Bitch Boys" Does It Take To Screw In A Light Bulb?

Congress claims, "That's Impossible! One trillion dollars! Maybe!  What's another trillion or two! We have already spent  the future of  America! For the next millenium". Congress claims, "Tell  America! Congress can screw in a light bulb for one trillion! Claim a budget of two trillion. Claim we reduced the national debt by one trillion! We will be heroes"! "Congress Bitch Boys" vote yea!

Senate says, "Were not sure! Might be possible. What's in it for us"? 

Dear Fearless Leaders,

One trillion + one trillion + one trillion + .................................... one trillion = Our Children's Future = The end of this Great Country! = The end of  "We  the people"! = World War III =  The end of plant earth! = God's Wraith!

Dear Fearless Leaders,

Please hire any child to screw in the light bulb for a nickel!

Skeetron.

"Lady Gumbo" Claims! Congress Is Sleeping!

"Lady Gumbo" of Baton Rouge claims Congress sleeps on the job! She claims her "Firecracker Gumbo" will keep Congress and Senate awake! We down here eat roadkill! Them there leaders of ours drink Champaign! Eat the American pie! We pay for it! She's tired of it! She claims no Congressman or Senator  can sleep after eating her gumbo! She says, "Them sissy boys up there! They fall asleep! They'll shit themselves"!  "Lady Gumbo" claims the quick solution to solving the problems of America is her "Firecracker Gumbo" and  locked toilets in Washington!

Dear Lady Gumbo,

"Firecracker Gumbo"! Get her done! "Save America Send a Sheep to Washington" would like to place an order for four thousand gallons of "Firecracker Gumbo" for deliver to Washington. We will be in contact soon. "Lady Gumbo" you are "We the people"!

Codename: Louisiana 128.

Skeetron.

Congress Mandates! Give Sheep Drugs and Game!

Congress and Senate conspires with drug companies and medicine to subdue sheep into submission. Congress states, "Sheep on narcotics are easy prey! Give them heroin! Give them Oxycontin! Give them crack and cocaine! Have our sheep frolic "In Game" as we plunder what's their's! Give them "Pills and Powders! Give them "Bread and Game! Tell them they are the chosen ones! Then take all that  is their's! Command them! Leap! To the pits of despair! Who cares!  We are the Caesars of modern-day affairs".

Dear Drug Dealers,

Timber!

Skeetron.

Alert! Congress Spends Millions! "Does Howdy Doody Have a Wooden Dick"?

Congress and the Senate decided last week to divert the public attention away from important issues.  Congress claims, "Howdy Doody Does have a Wooden Dick"! Senate claims, "We're not sure. Might be Wood! Might not! What's in it for us"? The Speaker of the House pounds his gable proclaims loudly "It's Howdy Doody Time"! "Congress Bitch Boys" say yea!

Dear Fearless Leaders,

Congress and the Senate has been on "Howdy Doody Time" long enough! America  suffers from your incompetence! America suffers from your self-serving decisions! America suffers from your greed and your lust for power! Howdy Doody! Stick it up their asses! "We the people" want "Our Country" back!

Skeetron.

Congress Orders Sheep Quarantine! Utah! Re-Route Sheep to Locations Echo-Charlie 5-6 and Foxtrot-Alpha 4-2!

Congress claims sheep have "Itchy Wool Syndrome" claims rail-yard superintendent. Tuesday, "Men in White" removed the wool from forty sheep. They delivered wool to a military compound in the Arizona desert for analysis. Congress claims should no "Itchy Wool Syndrome" be found a Wool Sweater shall be netted and distributed to Senators as supplies last. Congress claims, " We confiscated the wool from the "Save America Send a Sheep to Washington" campaign therefore each sweater should cost tax payers no more than one million dollars each. Congress claims one hundred million is well within their budget for holiday sweater expenses!" "Congress Bitch Boys" say yea!

Dear Congress,

Please reconsider sweaters. Congress can most likely supply both Senate and Congress with " Holiday Wool Underwear"! At the same cost! Few pair left over for your  "Banker Boys"!  Our Fearless Leaders will then have a reason to scratch their asses as they sellout America! "Congress Bitch Boys" you are NOT! Repeat Not! "We the people"! Stay home! Scratch your asses! "We the people" want "Our Country" back! Skeetron.

Southern Star "We the People" Feel your Pain! "Save America Send a Sheep to Washington"!

Ken, a lumber salesmen and veteran from Alabama wants to help save America. He says, "This country is not what it was. Work hard your entire life! For What? End up with nothing! Ken started as a teenager working in his family owned lumber yard. Loaded trucks by hand till I could hardly stand. He worked his way through college and chose a career selling lumber products to builders and contractors. He became the leading salesmen in the Birmingham area.  Ken claims, " I've been through the ups and downs of the economy since the sixties. Worked hard and steady for forty years. Raised my children. I'm 59. Today, I can barely make my mortgage payment. Lost all my investments for retirement in 2008. I'm screwed! Too damn old! Too damn tired! This new government of ours has backed me to the wall! I'm ready to fight! Hell! I'm ready to die fighting!

Dear Ken,

I feel your pain. All of working America feels your pain. It's their pain!  Remember! Dead soldiers can't fight! Live to free this country! Free its pain!  Live! So our children may live with freedom and liberty. Our battles will succeed! The Jefferson Monument is our sword! The Washington Monument is our anchor!  The "Constitution" is our resolve and God is our commander! Run "Congress Bitch Boys" Run!

Codename: Birmingham 530!

Yes, Lumber Dude Ken you are "We the People"!

Skeetron.

Report Just In! Centreville Sheepdog "Jed" Jailed by Congress!

They took Jed! My sheepdog! Monday night! Centreville resident explains. We were walking down Main Street when a strange sort of step van pulled along side. Before I knew it Jed was gone! Driver of vehicle stated "No Sheep Within Ten Miles of Washington". I pleaded, "Jed is a dog!"  Driver responded, "Not my problem! Call Congress"!

Dear Jed,

Bark! Bark loudly!  Do something!  Drag your ass across the Capitol lawn! Now! Or your doomed!

WARNING!  "Save America Send a Sheep to Washington"  recommends that any dog slightly resembling  sheep are in danger as they approach Washington DC and surrounding areas.

Skeetron.

Thomas Jefferson Giveth! Congress Taketh Away! Claims "Belle of Virginia"!

Susan LaBelle of Scottsville, Virginia offers her eighth generation family farm as a temporary grazing  facility for "Save America Send a Sheep to Washington". She claims her  horse farm is now in foreclosure. Lawyers say she has about a year. She wants to help save this great country from its destructive path.

Susan claims, " Her farm dates back to the American Revolution. Now! Our  Fearless Leaders wants to steal it back!  Susan states, " Too many taxes! Too high! Everywhere taxes!  Congress still wants more! Never enough! Where does it end"?

Dear American Susan LaBelle,

The answer to your question."Where does it end?" It ends when "We the people" make our Fearless Leaders accountable! When "We the people" make our Fearless Leaders represent "We the People"! When "We the people" become the Fearless Leaders! When "We the people" say no! No more! Only then will "We the people" be "By the People"!

Thank you for your generous offer. Yes, we would like to include your facilities in our "Save America Send a Sheep to Washington" operations. We will be in contact. Southern Belle Susan, yes you are "We the people"!

Codename: Virginia 324.

Skeetron.

Sheep Chases Nazi Into Potamac!

Ruth Weinstein claims, "Those murderous Nazis started with just one"! She states, " We the people can stop fascist government if we deal with the problem before it becomes a monster! Knowing what I know now. Would have cut the head off that  "Paper Hanging Son of a Bitch"! Back in the thirties. Someway! Somehow! I was six! Cut the head off the poisonous snake! It can't bite you! Ruth says she came to America in 1947. She was free! Life was good for many years. Ruth claims, " Today. No one is free in America. I get the feeling.  Hitler is back! No work! No money! No food! No freedom! Only misery and despair! The seeds of tyranny"!

Dear Ruth,

I agree America is  becoming a "Government State" as did Germany back in the thirties. I remember freedom. Sure don't see much now a days. Think our fearless leaders had something to do with that? What do you think of this new proposed "National Police Force"?

Ruth replies, "Gestapo"!

Thanks for your pledge of financial support towards the "Save America Send a Sheep to Washington" campaign. Ruth Weinstein you are "We the people"!

Skeetron.

Update! Men In Black! Sheep Headquarters Disappears! Update!

Wednesday night the  headquarters of "Save America Send a Sheep to Washington" vanished into thin air! Even the entrance door disappeared into a newly painted wall! Building maintenance man trembles! "What Office! What Doorway! Who are you people? Then he turns. Begins running!

Dear Men In Black'

Thank you for your patriotism! No matter how misguided! We understand. Just doing your jobs. If our fearless leaders would just do their jobs! "Freedom of Speech" would need not be terrorized!

Dear Frank,

Thank you for the use of your RV! Not sure about the ornaments on the antlers! We do love the America Flag! "Save America Send a Sheep to Washington" is now mobile! Back on Line! Freedom of Speech shall prevail!

Thanks for the cooler of Corona and the  bottle of Captain Morgan!

Skeetron

UPDATE! Sheep Train Robbery! UPDATE!

No! Wasn't the James Gang! An eastbound train was mysteriously delayed in Nevada desert Wednesday. Train reached next stop less one rail car! Conductor claims, "Engines stopped! Men in Black!  Time I came to! Them poor sheep were gone! My rail car was gone! Don't know what happened! Not sure I want to know!"

Dear Conductor,

I agree! Best you don't know. I'll give you a hint! American Sheep terrify our United States Congress. Congress just established a "Sheep Safety Zone" of ten miles around our Capitol. Senate claims sheep are terrorist in wool clothing! Congress banned all American sheep  from Washington two weeks ago! Congress demands, "Sheep go! Or we go! Our Fearless Leaders say yea!

Skeetron.

Congress Fails "Paper Boy Test"!

A fourteen year old paper boy from Up-State New York claims Congress could not make a profit running his paper route! Even if papers were Free! He states, "First, Congress would have to show up for work. Second, Congress would have to work. Third, Congress would have to have enough talent to ride a bike. Fourth, Congress would have to deliver the products they promised. Fifth, Congress could not steal back the products delivered. Last, Congress would have to get off their "Fat Lazy Asses" and do something! Paper Boy gives Congress an "F"!

Dear Paper Boy,

Our Fearless Leaders are no longer motivated or want to build a strong America. Today's  Congress is a parasite feeding upon the sweat equity of  Working America! At whatever the cost! Yes, New York Paper Boy you are "We the people".

Skeetron.

Congress Licks Icing Off "American Cake" As America Starves!

George Divine, a recently unemployed self-employed Baker from Atlanta claims, "Congress exists within a silver spoon world while America struggles on bread and water!" George had to close the doors of his small bakery last month. He states, "Congress Ate the American Cake while Americans worked 24/7 to bake it! George apologizes to our young! We didn't see it coming!  He explains, "I started working at age fourteen. Worked day and night to build a business. Raise my family. I never stopped. Now, I'm 58 with nothing!  End up on the streets!. George states, "Congress licked all the icing off his American Cake!  Now! Congress can lick the icing off my ass! George requests riding the first sheep up the Capitol steps!

Dear George,

I'll supply the saddle! America feels your pain! Small business everywhere across this great country are closing their doors! Why does our Congress Dough Boys want your dough! Because they can!  "We the people" weren't watching! George, Small Business Man, you are "We the people".

Skeetron

Update! Sheep Migration East! Update! Claims Chu Chu Charlie!

A rail yard worker, Charlie Englis of Sacramento, claims he loaded the first rail car for "Save America Send a Sheep to Washington". Charlie states, "I loaded the sheep backwards so their asses faced east towards Washington! That's where the asses are? Right? Skeetron?"

Dear Charlie,

Yes sir! That's how I see it!  I agree!  Congress is Ass Backwards!  Charlie Englis you are "We the People".

Thank you for your services and your creative talents.

Skeetron.

Song Writer Proposes "Bringing in the Sheep" as National Anthem!

Sam, a song writer proposes, "Bringing in the Sheep" as our new National Anthem. He claims, "Working Americans  are the lambs for slaughter! By our Fearless Leaders! For our Fearless Leaders!

Dear Sam,

I believe "Bringing in the Sheep" is an appropriate marching song for "Save America Send a Sheep to Washington. Please work towards a special version for us.

I do  believe we should never change the National Anthem. Maybe add "America the Beautiful" as an addendum. I do  believe in old traditions established by our "For Fathers". They sacrificed all! Fought and died for our freedoms. They believed in their great country! Shame we allowed our fearless leaders to sell out and destroy what they held dear. The Star Spangled Banner belongs to our "For Fathers" forever!

Thanks for your suggestion. Sam you are "We the people".

Skeetron.

Miss Molly Blesses Flocks of "Save America Send a Sheep to Washington"!

Molly, a dieing cancer patient blesses the flocks of "Save America Send a Sheep to Washington" She explains, "Me and my brother Johnny came to America from Scotland  in 1923.  Johnny built the great railroads of America. He died defending this country from them murderous Nazis! I married my love Eric after the war. We had three wonderful boys together. Two  died in Viet Nam by them dirty communist. My third child, Timmy died years later from something called Agent Orange. My love Eric worked the coal mines of Kentucky till he could no longer breath. We moved to Columbus where he worked for a fertilizer company. Eric worked till the day he stopped breathing. He was 84. Eric, my love worked for nothing! Just to buy me my medicines. Now I can afford. Only aspirin! Doctor says I won't see New Years. God Bless America!"  

Dear Molly,

Who loves you? All of America loves you! Your life is the life of so many! God bless you Miss Molly! You are "We the people".

Skeetron

Congress Adopts "Dog Cage Economics" for America!

Dog trainer, Jack Romer of Arkansaw claims Congress uses negative dog training practices to train American citizens. He states, " Keep a dog in a cage long enough. Deprive him of food. Beat him! Work him to death! Take away all that makes him a dog. Then at some point. Open the cage! The dog will never leave. The dog no longer understands what "Freedom" is.

Jack claims, "Congress has worked the American people to death! Congress beats Americans into submission with overwhelming government controls at every aspect of  their lives!  Congress has deprived  America of Life! Liberty! The pursuit of happiness! Jack questions whether America still understand what "Freedom" is.

Dear Jack,

What you say makes sense. Hope we're not at that point. One last question Jack. What happens if the dog does not lose the taste for "Freedom"? When you open the gate?

Jack responds, "The dog will attack the owner! Ripping his throat killing his owner! The Dog will be "Free"! Then he'll lick his balls!"

Jack Romer Dog Trainer you are  "We the people"!

Skeetron.

I'm Back! "Congress Geek Squad Hackers" Crash Network of "Save America Send a Sheep to Washington"!

Alert: Congress Geek Squad has sent many articles of "Save America Send a Sheep to Washington" into Cyberspace forever!  We shall continue working on our connection to "We the people". Freedom of Speech shall prevail!

Update: Our Fearless Leaders stand tall swords raised riding their donkeys down Pennsylvania Avenue to slaughter the sheep. Some one need tell them! It's a long ride to Utah!

David, "Computer Dude" from Charlottesville Virginia, does battle in Cyberspace with Congress Geek Hackers! David has temporarily restored our connection to  America. He is our Cyber Superman. David claims that "Big Brother" records all internet transmissions. All cellphone conversations.  All banking.  All grocery list. Even your television viewing records"! Congress controls this information to destroy our freedoms!

Dear David,

Thank you very much for restoring our connection to America. David has donated his services to "Save America Send a Sheep to Washington" campaign. David you are "We the people".

Note: If Congress can record all information of all Americans and use this same information to destroy America then why was Nixon impeached?

Skeetron.

Update! Captain Bobby Stinks Up Georgia! Update! "Save America Send A Sheep to Washington"!

Residents of Waycross Georgia closed their windows Sunday. Betty states, "Town stunk all day! Dead fish! We called government. They was on vacation"!  Sanitation employee claims, "Not us! We smell like roses"!

Captain Off Shore Bobby claims he traveled through Waycross on Route 84. Keep on truck'n! 

Skeetron

France Gives Ultimatum "Lady Liberty Wears Wool or Send Her Back" Save America Send a Sheep to Washington!

A Frenchman, Stephen agrees American Congress no longer represents the American people. He fully supports the "Save America Send a Sheep to Washington" campaign. Stephen states "We had to cut their heads off. Your campaign seems more humane". He wishes the American people the best of luck. Stephen says, " France should net a wool sweater for "Lady Liberty" to show their support! If she doesn't wear it. We want her back! America doesn't deserve the Statue of Liberty if America no longer has liberty".

Dear Stephen,

Right-On!  Thank you. Might be the second time France helps "We the people" obtain freedom! Frenchman dude you are "We the people".

Skeetron

UPDATE "Farm Truck Blows Tire! Route 200" UPDATE "Save America Send a Sheep to Washington".

A Chester's Hauling truck transporting 15 sheep from Hingham to railway blows right front tire.  All are safe sitting along road. Craig's tire service has been dispatched. Chester explains, "I just can't afford new tires". Craig's Tire service says "No Charge! Anything for a fellow America. We understand". Craig states "We had to lay off three of our long time employees. Nobody has any money. If they do. They don't buy tires. They buy food! Try to stay warm"!

Chester and Craig you are "We the people"

Thanks, Skeetron.

Baltimore Lady Suggest Sheep In Adult Diapers to "Save America Send a Sheep to Washington"!

Gloria, an employee of a  medical supply company thinks adult diapers on sheep might delay Congress. She states, "The longer we delay and prevent Congress from screwing "We the people" the better the chance "We the people" have to save America.

Dear Gloria,

That is excellent logic! Shame Congress hasn't developed your degree of common sense! Yes! Gloria you are "We the people"!

Thank you for your suggestion,

Skeetron

Texas Oil Executive Claims Congress Controls Camel Jockeys

Texas oil man, Eric (Doe) agrees with Indiana farmer's insight. Do you really think were fighting for human rights? That's a crock of shit! Congress doesn't even give a crap about American human rights. It's all about oil, power, and control. You have your "good" camel jockeys and your "bad" camel jockeys. A "good" camel jockey allows Congress to manipulate their oil. We attack and invade the "bad" camel jockey. We must beat them into submission. Our American children  must die so some "Fat Cat" in Washington can feel important while he conspires with my boss to financially suck the life out of America! It's all about control. Fuel! Food! Money!

Dear Texan,

I agree! Is it true that our country now sits on a hundred years of our own oil?  That is a long time. If God gave us sunlight  then why must our children have to die?  Texans you are "We the people".

Indiana Corn Grower Offers Feed to "Save America Send a Sheep to Washington" Campaign!

Indiana farmer, John Blocker says he might as well give his crop away. He states "After  the bank takes their greedy share and I pay the migratory workers half minimum wage there is nothing left. We eat beans for another year". He claims, "Congress and Big Business control the commodity market to  force all American farmers into bankruptcy. He believes Congress intends to use the world food supply to control the world population. Congress will use the military to keep third world countries feeding us". John Blocker says, "I'm tired. Guess I'll sell the farm. My neighbors did". Indiana farmer, John Blocker pledges 100 tons of feed corn towards "Save America Send a Sheep to Washington". He states, "I can't afford the trucking and eat  beans next year".

Dear Farmer John Blocker,

God Bless! You said it all! Indiana Farmers you are "We the people".

Skeetron.

Elderly Lady of Kansas Vows "Congress Can't Have Her Sheep, Mildred"

Kate of Kansas says Congress has taken enough! They can not have her pet sheep, Mildred. She states, "If Congress comes knocking at her door she'll pepper their dirty asses with a little rock salt" Kate goes on to say "Congress took everything! Everything me and Henry worked for our entire life. Now they want Mildred. Bull shit! Tell them big shots! Them pussies in Washington.  I'm ready! Try me!"

Dear Kate,

Calm down. Mildred is safe Young Lady!  Congress does not want her. Tell Mildred Skeetron said hey! Kate, yes, you are "We the people".

Skeetron

West Virginia Contractor Proposes Temporary Fencing for "Save America Send a Sheep to Washington"

A West Virginia contractor, Terry McGuire volunteers his services constructing a temporary fence around the United States Capitol. He shut down his thirty year contracting business due to lack of work brought upon by government backed criminal banking. He has had to lay off five employees including his two brothers and a sister-in-law. He states, "If it wasn't for deer hunting, we'd all starve".  He thanks God for the plentiful deer population.

Dear Terry McGuire,

Yes, the more volunteers the better. We're all in it together.  A temporary fence will not do. Our Fearless Leaders spent the last thirty years digging us into this problem. It will take time for "We the people to correct it. The fence must withstand years of abuse.  I recommend supporting your local businesses. Your local small banker. They are your friend. If  "We the people" support "We the people" then "We the people" will prevail. West Virginia Contractor you are "We the people".

Skeetron

ALERT! Do Not Place Sheep Roadside! for "Save America Send a Sheep to Washington"

Iowa farmer builds corrals roadside  with four wired together gates. Farmer places a sheep within. He hangs sign "My Contribution".  The next morning he noticed the sheep tied to a tree. The gates were gone!

Dear Iowa Farmer,

Sorry for your bad luck. Please look at it this way. This is an example of the current economic conditions Congress has forced upon  American working families.  Believe your gates financed Christmas for some economically depressed family. Probably not. Sure sounds good. Keep up the effort! Iowa Farmer you are "We the people".

Skeetron

Captain Off Shore Bobby Offers His Recent Harvest to "Save America Send a Sheep to Washington"

A commercial bandit fisherman, Captain Bobby of Cortez, Florida offers his contribution. Captain Bobby claims that the American fishing fleet is slowly starving to death due to government controls and regulations. That all countries can fish our waters except Americans. That floating fish killing factories from eastern countries and South America rape our water of their bounty.  We get the leftovers. He questions why our government would destroy the American fishing fleet while protecting the bastards that bombed Pearl Harbour. Captain Off Shore Bobby offers a truck load of  fish  towards the "Save America Send a Sheep to Washington" effort. He says after government imposed expenses there is nothing left for him or his two-man crew. He  states, "I can stay home and go broke".  He states that something smells in Washington. Congress should smell the results of their self-centered destruction of   America. I'll dump the load on the Capitol steps. If I can!  They took it all! Everything!  All I have left is my soul!  Bank's  taking  the boat!  Congress, " Up yours"!  Skeetron, next beer's on me! You might have to buy.

Dear Captain Bobby,

All I can say is "Damn, That Sucks!". You guys are like America's Apple Pie. Put your lives on the line every day to feed this country!  Beer's on me.  Captain Off Shore Bobby you are "We the people".

Ohio Schoolteacher Supports "Save America Send a Sheep to Washington" Campaign!

A Ohio schoolteacher, Lucy (Doe)  has recently lost her job due to  budget cutbacks. Her husband is still working driving a truck. She states they barely make it. Trucking  pays little due to government regulations, taxes, and fuel. Lucy wishes to help. She grew up on a farm in western Ohio. Her family lost their farm back in the 1980's to a criminal bank owned by a criminal insurance company. Lucy has had enough! She is ready to fight back! She states, "If only for my children".

Dear Lucy,

God loves you. Hang in their girl. Keep fighting. It's "Our Country". You can help best by getting the word out to your friends and family. Have them call their fearless leaders. Let them know their sheep are on the way. That they  need  not screw working America any more.  Lucy you are "We the people".

Skeetron

Montana Farmer Pledges Sheep to Save America!

Farmer Homer Johnson, of  Montana has just lost his farm to foreclosure. "Bail Out Banking"!  Homer claims  bank had no mercy. His wife and family went to her mother's. Homer hid livestock with a fellow farmer.  Homer now wishes to pledge a truckload of sheep towards the "Save America Send a Sheep to Washington" campaign.

Dear Homer Johnson,

Your pledge is greatly appreciated. One sheep per American. We will be in contact when trucking enters your area.  Sell the rest. Good luck!  Stand tall!  Homer Johnson you are "We the people".

Skeetron

APPROVED: "Congress Sheep Farm" PERMIT; "We the people" say yea!

The speaker of the house objects loudly!  He protest as he pound his gable. He screams. He shouts!  Then silence. Sound of metal upon metal can heard. A kind voice echoes the walls of the "House".  Nobody home idiot. They're all gone. Go home.

"We the people" continues mopping  floor. 

Skeetron.

Save America Send a Sheep to Washington!

We the People of the United States, in Order to reform a more perfect Union, apply for a building  permit to build a perimeter fence of approximately twenty acres  surrounding the United States Capitol. A Fence shall be constructed at a height to properly maintain frantic livestock. The purpose of said pasture is to maintain a  presence of  "We the people" within American government. A herd of sheep shall graze said pasture.  The letters "We the people" shall be painted at each side of each  sheep. Give our Great Fearless Leaders a choice. Screw "We the people" ? Or baaaaaaa?  Save America Send a Sheep to Washington.

Skeetron

Congress Sheep Farm for Sale!

What is the meaning of  "We the people" within twenty-first century government? When did our fearless leaders decide "We the people" only exist for their  governmental  wealth and power.  Why is America all about Big Business?  Big Banking? Big Insurance? Big Medicine? Big money? I'll  tell you why. Big government understands that "We the people" have no voice within today's Big America. Therefore, "We the people" have no value within today's government. "We  the people" only exist to serve  Big Government.  Therefore, after many years of  scientific theories and economic study there is but one solution for "We the people".

Build a fence around the United States Capitol. Say ten, twenty acres of fine sheep grazing. Our fearless leaders will no longer have the urge to screw "We the people".  While Congress chases the sheep, "We the people"  take "OUR COUNTRY"  back. Skeetron.

Congress Pees Dirty Misses Cup Hits Banker's Hand Collapses Economy

The 1980 recession cripples building industry with mortgage rates at 16%. The economy comes to a screeching halt.  Reaganomics jumpstarts the economy through insured down payments on homes with Fanny Mae and Freddy Mac. Banks are deregulated. Credit becomes available. The economy recovers. Reaganomics has saved the economy of the time. Cocaine has become the drug of choice.

In  the late 1980's mega banks begin gobbling up smaller banks.  Mega banks unregulated  launder profits from cocaine. They become invisible.  Above the law.  To maintain this level of profit and corruption they require the  support of Congress. Easy!  Make Congress a stockholder.

In the early 1990's  cocaine profits skyrocket. Crack cocaine has greatly multiplied this profit. Mega banks merge with mega banks creating  monster banks. Monster banks launder cocaine profit through loans to mega corporations. Mega corporations merg with mega corporations creating monster corporations. All of America has become financed with laundered drug money.  "Congress Bitch Boys" say yea! 

In the late 1990's Monster Banks and Monster Corporations unable to successfully launder the glutton of drug profits conspire with Congress to lend to  any American or Non-American individual, business or country.  Yes, your mortgage and your loan qualifications were  based on Monster Banking's inability to launder cocaine profits. Yes, your children have been murdered by overdose that  cocaine profits might be laundered through your mortgage. "Congress Bitch Boys" say yea!  Hillbilly heroin takes a foothold in the heartland.

In  early 2000 Monster Banks and Monster Corporations no longer require the need to operate within the free enterprise competitive system. Profits from lent drug monies at 4% returns at 54%.  The "Backbone of America"; small banks, small  business, and the working man, unable to compete, fall prey to the greed of  the "Monsters".  Without  small business commerce, the  "Backbone of America" is broken.  Americans turn  to prescription narcotics to cope with what they perceive as their failures. Monster medicine joins the "Monster Brigade". Drug profits increase expeditiously as commerce decreases.  "Congress Bitch Boys" say Yea as they wipe their dirty asses with "The Constitution of the United States".

By 2005 Monster Banking realizes their only option to launder the mountain of drug money was to give credit for any amount  to anyone who can sign their name whether they had the ability to honor the debt or not.  Working America, having been backed into the corner by the "Monsters"  had no alternative.  Borrow now in hopes tomorrow will bring a better day.  "Congress Bitch Boys" say yea as they vote themselves a raise.

By 2008 when the "Shit Hit the Fan" who did our fearless leaders bail out? "Congress Bitch Boys" say yea.  

Our children have and will pay the price for our ignorance.

Remember tomorrow never comes!  So whom will take back "OUR COUNTRY" today?

Skeetron