Google Skeetron Liberty: Alert! Congress Spends Millions! "Does Howdy Doody Have a Wooden Dick"?

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

Alert! Congress Spends Millions! "Does Howdy Doody Have a Wooden Dick"?

Congress and the Senate decided last week to divert the public attention away from important issues.  Congress claims, "Howdy Doody Does have a Wooden Dick"! Senate claims, "We're not sure. Might be Wood! Might not! What's in it for us"? The Speaker of the House pounds his gable proclaims loudly "It's Howdy Doody Time"! "Congress Bitch Boys" say yea!

Dear Fearless Leaders,

Congress and the Senate has been on "Howdy Doody Time" long enough! America  suffers from your incompetence! America suffers from your self-serving decisions! America suffers from your greed and your lust for power! Howdy Doody! Stick it up their asses! "We the people" want "Our Country" back!

Skeetron.