William Brown, a ferry-boat operator from Bethlehem, West Virginia claims he has the answer to get the sheep into Washington. He says, "Old George gave me the idea. Cross the Delaware at night. In boats. Undercover of darkness. That's how our country started! We can do it again! Take them "Congress Bitch Boys" by surprise! William claims, "Once Congress sees the sheep! Problem solved! Our Fearless Leaders will chase sheep up and down the streets of Washington! For days! Meanwhile! "We the people" moves right in! Take "Our Country" Back! Problem Solved! No fencing required"!
Dear William,
Please throw a dollar across the Delaware for us! Might as well throw it in the river! Not worth much anymore! Our Fearless Leaders erased their thirty year spending spree at the expense of "We the people"! Your proposal has merit. I will submit it to headquarters. William Brown you are "We the people"!
Codename: Bethlehem 067.
Skeetron.
