Yesterday 30 sheep were jailed for suspicious behavior. Congress orders "Men in Black" to contain all sheep east of the Mississippi River. No one told "Men in Black" to shut the door at the other end of the barn. Bye-bye! White Sheep! Disappear into the snow! Congress claims, "Sheep are not welcome in Washington! We are very important! We are your Fearless Leaders! Sheep are very disruptive. We can not have Congress sneaking out to visit sheep while were in session. We are very important! We control the destiny of America! The world! If Congress frolics with Sheep all day. We can not get a majority vote to screw the America people! America might solve the problems themselves! We can't have that! Congress will be "Out of Business". Remember! We are very important! Yes! Very important! We are very, very important! Congress Mandates! No Sheep in Washington! We Mandate! Senate Mandates! We all Mandate!
Dear Fearless Leaders,
Forget about your Mandates. Get yourselves a "Sheep Date"! First one! Free! Compliments of "Save America Send a Sheep to Washington". Second one will cost you your seat! An America will take your place. Enjoy! Say Hi to baaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Skeetron.
