They took Jed! My sheepdog! Monday night! Centreville resident explains. We were walking down Main Street when a strange sort of step van pulled along side. Before I knew it Jed was gone! Driver of vehicle stated "No Sheep Within Ten Miles of Washington". I pleaded, "Jed is a dog!" Driver responded, "Not my problem! Call Congress"!
Dear Jed,
Bark! Bark loudly! Do something! Drag your ass across the Capitol lawn! Now! Or your doomed!
WARNING! "Save America Send a Sheep to Washington" recommends that any dog slightly resembling sheep are in danger as they approach Washington DC and surrounding areas.
Skeetron.
