The dollar is no longer worth a nickel. Treasury department devalued it to 3 cents due to deflation brought on by excessive government spending. George, a government annalist claims, "Won't be long! Wheel barrow full of dollars won't buy a can of tuna! Congress is considering doing away with the dollar all together. They propose a new currency. The "Sucker". This currency shall be issued at a rate of one "Sucker" per each one hundred dollars . Instant deflation of the dollar from 3 cents to 1 cent giving Congress and Senate the ability to bail out their personal investments and those of their partners in crime. The marvelous "Banker Boys"! All at the expense of "We the people". Congress and Senate agree that each "Sucker" shall display their faces. They claim George Washington and Thomas Jefferson no longer have relevance in today's society therefore America should do away with all ties to liberty, freedom, and the pursuit of happiness. "Congress Bitch Boys" say yea!
Dear Fearless Leaders,
America is no longer your suckers "Suckers"! The American people built this country. Not Congress! Not Senate! America assumed you were working in their best interest. Today, America realizes that was their mistake. Your reign of terror has come to an end."Suckers"! Become "We the people" or "We the people" shall!
Skeetron.
